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    • hydubadi
    01-02 02:58 PM
    Hi Frnds,

    Can any one, pls provide me with the Checklist i.e required for H1B extension after 6 yrs on I140 basis for 3 yrs.

    Thanks and I Wish u all happy and "GREEN" new year!!!:)



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    • fcres
    07-20 12:22 PM
    Hi All,
    I received I485 receipts from my lawyer, they are missing my priority date which is in sept 2002. Not sure why they are missing..
    Did any one come across the same situation....

    what does it mean

    The PDs are missing in our RNs also. I guess thats the std.



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    • gparr
    January 9th, 2004, 05:54 AM
    Scott,
    That'd be great. I sent you a private message. Your profile says you don't want e-mail and thus, I don't have your e-mail address.
    Gary
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    • rajeshiv
    07-14 02:16 PM
    however looking at your priority date..I assume it is approved.


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    • nat23
    12-15 09:35 AM
    Have a question related to that:

    If job / EB2 stipulates Bachelors + 5 years criteria, does it imply 5 years after obtaining the degree or can the experience be cumulative ?

    From what I know the 5 yrs are after obtaining the degree. Your job responsibilities should increase in those 5 yrs. That is why when people try to apply under EB2 with Bachelors + 5 years criteria the experience letters play a big role. On the other hand when people substitute the Bachelors + 5 years criteria with MS and a few yrs experience all they need is the degree and a letter from the co-worker that they worked there without having to spell out the job responsibilities.

    Having said all this, I might be wrong as I'm not a lawyer.

    Cheers
    Nat



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    • KarachiWala
    12-12 07:19 PM
    I have my AP approved H1 valid till 2009 but stamp expired. If I marry a non us resident and bring her on H4 and Myself enter in US using AP. Does it mean that my H1 is invalidated?

    Does it mean that my wife's H4 will be invalidated also and she becomes out of status since my H1 is invalidated?

    Or I am completely wrong here?

    I can't file her 485 since my PD is not current and also I cant have h1 restamped cause it takes way long to get it stamped.

    Any Idea?


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    • Ann Ruben
    03-30 07:53 PM
    A 7th year extension is still possible, but the extension petition must be filed within 180 days of the LC approval. ( per current DOlL regulations, the LC expires after 180 days). My advice would be to have company B file to amend it's petition, requesting a validity date of 12/12.



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    • monkeyman
    10-09 09:53 PM
    U R better off rescheduling your mexico appointment - its something that could be done within next 3 to 4 months for sure. The problem of rescheduled FP is, it kind of throws your case in the back and based on ASC's load, it might take them upto an year or more (think 800,000) for them to put you in again.

    Its just my opinion based on my conversation with my lawyer - since we were in S. Africa and my lawyer notified me about the FP and my lawyer blurted out what I said above.


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    • seeking_GC
    07-15 06:41 PM
    I guess posting this was the trigger for USCIS to send the approval. I got the CPO mail in my email a few mins ago!

    Hugely Relieved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let me know if someone else is in the same situation and I can tell my timeline.



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    • stupendousman11
    12-04 03:31 PM
    I have usually asked my HR to give me a letter covering the following details in the employment letter to avoid unnecessary questions at POE:

    Name
    Designation
    Location
    Salary
    Job responsibilities/description
    Employed as H1
    Indication that you are out of the country for a short time and intend to come back to rejoin the company


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    • americandesi
    12-07 01:53 PM
    Refer processing times at https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/Processtimes.jsp?SeviceCenter=NSC and search for "All other applicants for advance parole". Right now they are processing July 03, 2007 cases.



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    • kirupa
    04-16 01:37 AM
    Another great design, but the text seems a bit off with the design. For the most part, in a stamp, the text should be the consistent, dull part. In my view, it doesn't look nice when italicized or stylized excessively.


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    • tempdb
    06-20 04:00 PM
    Can you post an update? What happened after that? I am in same situation



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    • sangmami
    04-19 05:31 PM
    I am changing jobs from ohio to another state ,job title and description are same..but the pay mght be 20%less....

    Is this gonna be a problem or is it ok if the new pay is more than the prevailing wage for that state..for the same job description.

    My details..
    7th yr of h1b
    pd 2007 mar
    i 485 filed---during july 2007
    will use ac21 for the future job?

    Thanks..


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    • pappu
    02-09 11:42 PM
    Can the core group let us know what are they targeting right now? Are they targeting CIR next month? The lack of direction will really lead to less contribution. Without that,I will have a hard time convincing other friends about IV.

    Have the core members given up and decreased their activity?
    Core group is working hard and is commited despite lack of full support and nagative comments they get on this site or other sites. Work will go on no matter what.
    Pls join your state chapter to know what we are doing and speak with us directly and get direction. You will also get updates.
    In your CA state chapter there was a conference call tonight and I was invited. I joined in and only the organizer and myself were there. There was nobody else there. We both spoke for one hour and I gave update to that member because I felt that I should value a commited member who is willing to make an effort and will be willing to do the work even if it means doing it alone without help from fellow members. We request members to help themselves by helping us and we can all togeher achieve our aims.



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    • GCKaMaara
    11-17 10:49 AM
    Not to scare you but even part-time job in other fields can be a potential issue. Please confirm with attorney though.


    I HAVE H1 APPROVED TILL 04/10 BUT I ENTERED USA USING AP THIS YEAR SO MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT I AM ON EAD NOW WITH SPONSORING EMPLOYER. I AM ASLO DOING PARTIME JOB IN OTHER FIELD ON EAD SINCE 01/08. NOW IF I GET FULL TIME JOB WITH OTHER EMPLOYER (other field)AND IF I WORK LESS HOURS (means I get under pay than showed in labor) WITH SPONSORING EMPLOYER, WILL I BE IN TROUBLE? Please give me right way.


    PD - 05/03 EB3-I


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    • chrisj
    04-03 07:17 PM
    I ran into similar circumstances in 2008 and i accepted some amount on 1099. So far nothing has happened. At that time money was more important for me than anything else. It was just one instance in my 5 years on H1. Right now i applied for I-140 and waiting for approval. I maintained my H1 status pretty good all the time. If there is ever an enquiry i'm thinking of explaining the proper reason why i accepted the payment on 1099. Hopefully there shouldn't be any problem.
    To sum it up, It is illegal to accept payments on 1099 when you are on H1. And i would advice everyone to stay away from 1099. Every case is different and you never know what is going to happen



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    • hyddsnr
    05-27 11:50 PM
    Hi,

    Got a 1-797 Notice of Action today in Mail for my pending I-485 and the Notice Type: WELCOME NOTICE: SECTION: Adjustment as direct beneficiary of immigrant petition.

    In the details section it says" Welcome to United States"...your application for permanent residence has been approved...we will soon mail you a new Permananet Resident Card....


    HOWEVER, the online status still shows "Case pending" and NO LUD update.

    1. Any reason to get concerned as the online case status still show it as Pending altough I see approval in Mail Notice?

    2. Should i call customer service?

    3. How long typically the card in mail takes?


    Congratulations!!!
    Online updateds are done in batch jobs in the night.
    So i guess you should see change in online status tomorrow if not call customer service.



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    • vrbest
    11-21 08:19 AM
    Thanks for the clarification. This helps!


    The text is printed on your SSN card based on your visa status at the time of application. EAD is also a temporary status, this also requires a renewal. Hence, you would not be able to "remove" the text from your SSN card until your receive the GC.



    ksircar
    07-25 03:20 PM
    I sent personal checks for I485 and they have been cleared.



    Ann Ruben
    02-11 08:58 PM
    Hi Vinod,

    As a practical matter, you probably want to file your wife's I-485 application as soon as possible after the first day of the month in which your PD becomes current. As you know from experience, PD's can and do retrogress dramatically with little or no notice.

    If your wife is in H4 status on the date that your GC is approve, she will automatically fall out of status. She can remain out of status for up to 180 days without losing eligibility to file for AOS, but if the PD retrogresses before she files, she has to wait and hope that your PD becomes current before 180 days have passed.

    If your wife changes status to E-3 she can still file her I-485 when your PD becomes current. But,
    E-3 status, unlike H-1 status, requires non-immigrant intent. So, theoretically, if your wife changes to E-3 status and then files the I-485 within 60 days, an allegation of immigration fraud could be made and possibly result in denial of her I-485.

    Ann


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